Austin Poetry Slam Presents: The New Sh!t Slam
Austin Poetry Slam Presents: The New Sh!t Slam
Austin Poetry Slam Presents: The New Sh!t Slam
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Wed, May 7 7:00 PM - 9:45 PM CDT
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đź“… Wednesday, May 7, 2025
📍 Alamo Drafthouse Mueller – Barrel O’ Fun
⏰ Doors open at 7:00 PM | 📝 Online poet sign-up in advance, with limited spots available at the door

🎤 Got something fresh to say? Something no one’s heard before? Then The New Sh!t Slam is your moment. Austin Poetry Slam invites you to a night of bold debuts, wild creativity, and poetic risk-taking—all hosted by the unstoppable Lorelei.

This is the slam where every poem starts as a secret and ends as a revelation. Bring the new, bring the raw, bring the real.

📝 SLAM RULES:
1. First-round poems must be “New Sh!t.” That means the piece has never been scored at any slam, anywhere. If it’s been judged, it’s not new.
2. Extra points for staying fresh! Any poem performed in later rounds that is also new sh!t earns bonus points
3. 3-minute time limit, with a 10-second grace period. Time begins the moment you engage with the audience—whether that’s a word, a gesture, or a smile.
đź’Ą Judges from the crowd will score the night, but the real reward is putting something brand new into the world.

🍸 Full bar, Alamo Drafthouse menu, and validated parking make this the perfect night for poetry lovers and risk-takers alike. Come out and join the family. You can slam, judge or just vibe.
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